Elephant Stew
1 large elephant
2 rabbits
.   Chop elephant into bite-sized pieces. Cook for 3 1/2 days at 465 degrees
.                Season well
.       If unexpected company arrives, you may need to add the rabbits,
.               but do not do so unless it is necessary, as most people do
.                      not like hare in their stew.

(can serve up to 3,200)